Keeping Tabs.: Archive

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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
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Now that I have time to go on Pottermore...

Name: LightHawthorn124 House: Hufflepuff Wand: 11in. Aspen, phoenix feather, unbending If you’re on Pottermore, let’s be friends. Haha!

Dec 27th

Alright,

I have this entire week to start working out the holiday baggage from these last few weeks… or month. Then it’s New Year’s and all that bomb food is gonna make its way to my tummy again. Then, it’s workout time for real. Let’s do this! I’m going to eat breakfast first.

Dec 26th

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Sisterly Advice

Me: Did you know that if you don't wash your face, your pimples will turn into craters... like Greg Poppovich.
Brother: *sad face*
Me: They'll be like, "Oh, NASA! You don't have to go to the moon. There are craters on Boy's face!"
Brother: Awww.
Me: HAHAHAHA! That was a good one. I should write that down.

Dec 26th

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twistedbeautiful: RULE OF TUMBLR. WHEN YOU SEE THIS, YOU REBLOG IT. wouldn’t be Christmas on tumblr without this FOUR FOR GLEN COCO, YOU GO GLEN COCO NONE FOR GRETCHEN WIENERS, BYE.

Dec 26th

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Dec 24th

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When people argue via Facebook status.

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Dec 23rd

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I'd slap you, but bitch that would be considered...

Dec 23rd

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So black ice is more dangerous and more likely to...

lolsofunny: Blog that makes you LOL I was like, “Oh, it’s a racist joke. Ha.” Then I thought of Daniel’s black ice incident and hella LOL’ed!

Dec 23rd

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Anxiety.

So, I’ve planned from the very beginning that I wouldn’t check my grades until the day before I leave for LA next month so I won’t get too depressed and just “party” my sorrows away. But my friend texted me this morning and said our ochem grades are up. I’m SO nervous. Like, I’m nervous just writing about it on here. I don’t want to look but I want...

Dec 23rd