It’s the week before Spring Break and professors like to ruin things by giving us midterms. I’m studying for Chemistry and all of my natural energy was used from studying for my Calculus midterm last week. So, I’ve resorted to… coffee.
I’m not an avid coffee drinker. I only drink coffee when I go on Starbucks dates with my lovely friends. Even then, it’s mixed with java chips and chocolate, so it ends up being some glorified chocolate milk with whip cream and chocolate swirls on top. Instead of buying coffee today, I decided to make my own cappuccino. Now, I don’t know exactly what that is. I tried to read on the container if it has caffeine; it didn’t say. But it said “coffee” so I’m guessing it does. I made a cup of it put whip cream and chocolate swirls on top… again with the glorified chocolate milk thing. It was bitter and had a horrible after taste. Then I kept drinking and drinking and I started to get used to it (hm, this must be how people get used to alcohol). And now, I am WIDE AWAKE.
The sad part is that I’m not even studying. I’m facebooking, twittering, and tumblring. Hm, it sure improved my multitasking skills. Haha. I guess, coffee was not made for me. I don’t know how people can function on it… or why they can’t function without it. I guess it’s because I have this rare (I like to think I’m special) natural energy that will keep me going even on a mere two hours of sleep. But I used up that shit last week. I guess I have to drink coffee tomorrow night as well. Then, come Friday, I can have my glorified chocolate milk at Starbucks! Ooh, but Starbucks has this thing going on tomorrow where you get a free pastry with a drink… NO.
Must. Wait. Until. Friday.
Damn, I’m hungry. Is coffee supposed to do this to me?
—Megan
